the signs based off of people i know

Aries: likes to be c00l and edgy but is really just a big fucking nerd
Taurus: is a bigger nerd, likes cartoons meant for kids, probably writes fanfiction
Gemini: rEALLY fuCKING excITEd aBOUt evERYTHING
Cancer: just really likes cats
Leo: thinks they're super cool but everyone else knows they're a dork
Virgo: is REALLY obsessed with something that no one else could give a shit about and will NOT stop talking about it
Libra: smol, perfect cinnamon roll
Scorpio: pretends to be really apathetic but is full of emotions and cares about literally everything
Sagittarius: is probably somewhat problematic but everyone loves them anyway
Capricorn: people either love them or hate them. no in-between. picks fights 24/7 but is still a sweetheart
Aquarius: is that one kid that talks to no one but when they do is super deep and philosophical
Pisces: says "fight me" but is very small and will cry if you fight them

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