officialnebelwerfer:

A nebelwerfer sits beside its allied counterpart, ze “land mattress”, probably named like zat because zhe Americans should have put zhe project to rest because nozing could ever outdo the might of zhe nebelwerfer.

…Or so we hoped, unfortunately, at 4 rockets per second, zhe land mattress was devastatingly powerful. Our komrades were soon blown to pieces from itz 7 kilometer firing range. But still…. itz ugly….Verdammt.