bairnsidhe:

dankmemeuniversity:

On this bitch of an Earth as it is in Heaven.

zootycoon:

wormspeddler:

take this nachos supreme, for it is my body. and take this baja blast, for it is my blood.

candyredterezii:

aspiringwatcher:

candyredterezii:

candyredterezii:

none of those kids in Polar Express had names huh.

oh right they probably weren’t 13 yet okay

what the FUCK does that mean

you can NOT be asking that question with that icon nice try.

myrosecolouredgirl:

today i found out that anne hathaway replaced jennifer lawrence in ocean’s 8 and i would like to thank not only god but also jesus

dat-goat-boi:

My content gets shittier every day.

uppityfemale:

I like normal people.

telnaga:

red hot silly peppers :)

theladytrickster:

dobbio:

In my defence, the moon was full and I was left unsupervised.

- Hozier talking about his musical career

nerdsandthebees:

this has been a psa

rich-homie-john:

alfred-e-neuman:

Rogers: Be Kind To Other People
Irwin: Be Kind To Animals
Ross: Be Kind To Yourself.